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Ask dumb questions & get dumb outrageous and really, really awful answers
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🔞Extra warning🔞
the guys can't behave, so I'm gonna throw this extra warning here til I find a way to keep them in check

LEAVE ! NOW ! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE !!

Well it's too late now.

[Questions Asked : 50] • [Unanswered Questions : 13]


ANSWERED QUESTIONS

2022-10-01 23:43:49

[Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE]

Where's the resulting picture aaaaaa

ZEROZEROQUATRE

Took me way tooo long to understand what you were referring to - which is my fault : apparently the code I wrote didn't work for this specific thumbnail as I didn't account for the use of quotation marks in the filename.

And of all the available submissions you had to pick one that highlights that issue.
So boo, you. Boo.
And boo me for making such a blunter.
Now watch me not fixing it !

2022-10-10 17:38:25

ZOJA

You didn't answer the question ?

2022-10-10 17:39:44
2022-10-08 03:26:42

[Alynor 🗣️ KAT]

In the meantime, maybe wanna some fun with the overgrown elf? You know one on FA ;

KAT

2022-10-10 17:28:00
2022-07-31 22:41:00

[Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE]

AAAAA

ZEROZEROQUATRE

Yes, I fully agree with you, but let's not forget that despite our best intentions, some things should remain untouched - maybe even unobserved, left to grow or whither, live or die, like a pearl in an oyster. The simplicity, purity of your statement can stand on its own, and doesn't require to suffer the burden of any proof, as such an act could and would drain it of its substance, filling the void with noise - and we know how much the void begs to be filled - ultimately morphing it into its opposite, as illustrated by this lengthy unnecessary verbose comment. Therefore, we need to tread carefully. As it stands, a entire realm of possibilities expands all around "AAAAA". It could be "BBBBB", "11111", "2626262626", "BUYOI", "Escargot"... Trying to pinpoint it to ONE would be a tragedy and lead to the death of gods for the sole birth of one man. And which unfortunate soul could bear the burden of such a sacrifice ? Thus, the box should remain unopened. How many paths are now merging at this crossroad ? How many carcasses have been dragged there by exhausted feet ? How many eyes are now devouring this box ? How many hands itching to rip it open and reveal its deepest secrets ? Consume it to satisfy a mad destructive craving ? And what if they were missing the point entirely ? What if the focus wasn't on the box ? What if the box never truly mattered ? What if it was only for the reunion ? Starving souls that heard the same calling, walked towards the same horizon, discovered the same mystery, and devoured it voraciously - their hunger now temporarily satisfied... before silently moving on again, departing from this miraculous gathering, leaving behind all that could have been ? Maybe those desperate hands should have joined in pain and dirt and dug a hole instead ? Maybe they should have grabbed that box and buried it as deep as humanly possible, to make sure it would never ever be found again ? Maybe. But AAAAA, for sure.

2022-08-01 11:09:32

TANNEN

r/im14andthisisdeep

2022-08-01 11:20:05

ZEROZEROQUATRE

Oh yeah ? How about you take that AAAAA and shove it up your ass ?

2022-08-01 11:20:39

TANNEN

k

2022-08-02 16:52:06

ZEROZEROQUATRE

Asshole.

2022-08-02 17:09:51
2022-05-29 10:00:48

[Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE]

?

ZEROZEROQUATRE

I'm not doing the samovar !

2022-05-29 13:18:26
2022-05-10 22:27:52

[Anonymous 🗣️ KAT]

Dude, are you still alive? It's been a while...

KAT

*looks around and shrugs*
maybe everybody else is dead and i'm now the only one alive ?
...
yay !
*throws his clothes away and runs around naked*

2022-05-12 08:07:22

ZOJA

Since when is he wearing clothes lol ?

2022-05-12 08:10:19

TANNEN

He probably put them on just to remove them yeah

2022-05-12 08:11:43
2022-04-04 02:39:33

[Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE]

Would you like to fuck?

ZEROZEROQUATRE

Sure ! :D
Just fill out this form* and I'll get ya a spot on my super busy agenda :

*horned beasts can skip this step

2022-04-04 13:11:56
2022-03-28 16:28:07

[A 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE]

Would any of your characters kill you if they became real?

ZEROZEROQUATRE

Wow, that's a very good and interesting question !
Hmmmm, let's see...


Tannen wouldn't kill me, he probably wouldn't even care and just snob me entirely I think. Unleeeeeeess my Kattitudes became too strong - which is pretty much unavoidable - at which point he'd get triggered and become mean.
Verdict : Tannen wouldn't kill me, maybe just stab me while I sleep


Fey's trickier already - I'm pretty sure that he would keep playing mind-games to keep me on the edge and leave me unable to tell if a situation is threatening or not. And at that game, I might probably be "competent" enough to become entertaining for him, and so he'd surely be curious to see how far he could push the game - til things spiral out of control or he gets bored of it.
Verdict : Feyel wouldn't intend to kill me, but it would probably happen anyway


Debris being the most "grounded" of those three, it should be pretty safe. Besides, being a good leader he tends to elevate people and inspire them to follow and grow stronger. So unless I'd betray him (which I wouldn't) or suddenly found myself on the prey side of the jobs list, I'd be pretty safe I think.
Verdict : Debris wouldn't kill me - unless there's a reward on my head


Zoja is way too gentle to have murderous intentions, tho if attacked, he'd do some spectacular damage - being a 2m20 lion kinda helps. But he's also quite touchy-contact-happy, so who knows what might happen should he squeeze me a bit too hard.
Verdict : Zoja wouldn't kill me, but the risk of being accidentally hugged to death is real


Let's see... cat + woman + quite obsessed about her collections + powerful entrepreneurial drive... hmm... Under "other circumstances", there might be quite the risk I think, but I'm pretty sure that with my "average size" I'd remain on the customer side of the interactions with her.
Verdict : Nooa wouldn't kill me, I'm too "average" and don't have any particularity she'd want


Welp, yeah, I'm dead I think. Way too many opportunities to be murdered here. She hungry ? I'm dead. She horny ? Happy dead. She bored ? Funny dead. She furious ? Violent dead. She jealous ? Broken first, then dead. She scared ? Everybody's dead.
Verdict : Tiji would totally kill me - and surely eat me afterwards


Totally dead, yeah. I can't imagine any outcome where we wouldn't end tragically as we'd exponentially reinforce our worst characteristics. Either we'd get into trouble and get hunted by angry mobs, or we'd escalate something trivial into a super challenge which would crush us both, or we'd just fall down a cliff for whatever dumb reason.
In no way would this end well.
Verdict : Kat would kill me and I would kill Kat - accidentally of course, but damn, those would be the most fun and hilarious times ever !

2022-03-29 11:20:28
2022-03-27 23:24:38

[Anonymous 🗣️ JUDGMENTAL_GAL]

Whoare you

JUDGMENTAL_GAL

Oh god what is this ? Why am I here ? I'm just a completely normal woman who's been used in a series of illustrations to mislead the watchers with false expectations. This crap here.
Could I now please be removed from that list ? I'm not interested in any of this.
And what the hell is this retarded portrait ?

2022-03-28 00:56:15

STOIC_GUY

I feel your pain.

2022-03-28 00:56:34

KAT

bwahahahaha XD

2022-03-28 00:56:58
2022-03-21 12:32:34

[Anonymous 🗣️ WATSON]

*arf*

WATSON

meow

2022-03-24 10:39:29
2022-03-20 21:00:10

[Anonymous 🗣️ TANNEN]

Why are you an asshole?

TANNEN

Only that red piece of wolf shit calls me an asshole. No idea why, I'm a nice guy really

2022-03-21 16:46:12

ZOJA

You probably took some of his food lol

2022-03-21 16:46:42

TANNEN

Nope, don't eat shit

2022-03-21 16:47:35

AVENIA

Probably your idiotic neverending contest ?

2022-03-21 16:48:42

TANNEN

Nope, settled, I'm bigger

2022-03-21 16:48:58

FEYEL

Could it be from when we had finally caught him some years ago and held him in the basement cage, shackled and blindfolded for a few weeks ? And one night during your guard duty you OD'd on rot and went ballistic, dragged his starved and weakened ass out of the cage and proceeded to have your ways with him ? You molested him, brutalized his limbs and orifices with my torture toys and raped him repeatedly ? There was no end to your power trip, and hungered by the drugs, you kept wanting more which he couldn't provide anymore ? So you fractured his jaw, ribs and some more, burned his tail and ripped off his claws before nearly beating him to death ? When we found you the next morning you were still fucking him and Deb and I had to lock you away too for a few days for you to come down ? Could this be the reason ? That one time you nearly destroyed him ?

2022-03-21 17:03:16

TANNEN

Whatever dude, but nice story

2022-03-21 17:04:08

FEYEL

2022-03-21 17:05:16
2022-03-17 10:02:59

[Anonymous 🗣️ EKWOPI]

I may be ignorant, but I haven't seen you before

EKWOPI

stays hidden

2022-03-17 19:04:25
2022-03-15 11:41:15

[Anonymous 🗣️ BOB]

*gives money* Got some incriminating stuff from the owner? hihi

BOB

*takes money* yes

2022-03-15 12:29:31
2022-03-14 13:40:09

[Anonymous 🗣️ EKWOPI]

Wanna see how are you doing rencently XD

EKWOPI



and horny

2022-03-15 11:12:29
2022-03-08 01:02:06

[Anonymous 🗣️ WATSON]

*meow*

WATSON

2022-03-09 19:58:51
2022-03-04 17:09:24

[Anonymous 🗣️ ZOJA]

Are you always high or something?

ZOJA

Maybe lol

2022-03-06 00:23:47

TANNEN

Cringe

2022-03-06 11:03:29
2022-03-01 21:05:34

[Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE]

Favorite vidya games? Consoles?

ZEROZEROQUATRE

Here, have fun :


And favorite consoles :

2022-03-02 16:37:03
2022-02-27 13:50:45

[Anonymous 🗣️ BOB]

Hi! Got some pics of the owner? Hihi.

BOB

hundreds but i need them to blackmail him
but you can have a tame one where i caught him in the background

one morning i recorded kat doing some booger hunting it was really gross
he pulled out an impressively large piece visibly satisfied by his hunt, then licked that glob of his claw and rolled it around his tongue, enjoying the thing a bit too much
and this wasn't even the most disgusting moment of the day

2022-02-28 12:04:35
2022-02-24 18:58:47

[Anonymous 🗣️ NOOA]

You sometimes sound like a fujoshi, for some reason.

NOOA

I'm not a fangirl~

2022-02-25 18:52:07
2022-02-23 13:45:10

[Anonymous 🗣️ FEYEL]

Nice cock.

FEYEL

Meet me at the factory if you want some fun

2022-02-24 10:36:19

ZEROZEROQUATRE

⚠️DO NOT GO THERE !!!
Also, censored -_-

2022-02-24 10:39:36

FEYEL

Killjoy

2022-02-24 10:42:50
2022-02-19 23:05:46

[Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE]

Have you worked out how long each characters' dicks are?

ZEROZEROQUATRE

I've assigned Nooa to the task, she's working it out right now.
Just have to wait for her update -0-

2022-02-20 12:07:21

NOOA

Some results are in :

Kat : 15 cm
Tannen : 16,9 cm

Further details can be found here : link to study🍆
I'll keep you updated 😘

2022-02-21 12:16:39

NOOA

UPDATE :

Feyel : 19,3 cm

link to study🔞

2022-02-22 12:59:41

NOOA

FINAL UPDATE :

Zoja : 27,9 cm

link to study💕

2022-02-23 15:36:41

NOOA

It was fun. I couldn't find the other guys, I'm sure they were hiding - but eventually I'll get my claws on their junk too. Tah tah ! 🐈

2022-02-23 15:41:25
2022-02-18 11:12:10

[Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE]

What are the heights of each character?

ZEROZEROQUATRE


One day I'll redo it with the actual models, with ALL of my characters, and maybe even with those weird feet&legs length-numbers that make no sense.

2022-02-18 13:11:50
2022-02-17 12:51:32

[Anonymous 🗣️ KAT]

Do you ever feel that it's unfair you have to cover you lovely body when you're in public?

KAT

hell yeh !

2022-02-17 18:01:55

TANNEN

Wait, did that person really ask the wolf... in a picture that was about me ?!

2022-02-17 18:20:26

KAT

me < you he he he he he

2022-02-17 18:22:16

ZOJA

You surely meant "me > you", right ?

2022-02-17 18:22:44

KAT

no ? but ok i'll add u if u want :
me < zoja <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< tannen
ya happy now ? idiots

2022-02-17 18:24:51
2022-02-16 19:36:06

[Anonymous 🗣️ KAT]

What's your music taste? Imma judge it

KAT





2022-02-17 11:03:03
2022-02-16 01:44:39

[Anonymous 🗣️ WATSON]

meow

WATSON

2022-02-16 13:42:34
2022-02-14 22:42:55

[Anonymous 🗣️ KAT]

Can you pull back your foreskin? :O

KAT

2022-02-15 13:11:14

ZEROZEROQUATRE

What kind of question is this ?!?
What happened to the good old questions ?! Normal stuff, like "what is your favorite food ?" or "have you ever punched a squirrel ?" ??
Uurg... really starting to have second thoughts about this whole thing -_-

2022-02-15 17:22:36

ZOJA

Tsk tsk, tsk. You missed an opportunity to ask "have you ever kicked a squirrel in the nuts ?"

2022-02-15 18:27:50

ZEROZEROQUATRE

Et tu, Khímaira ?

2022-02-15 19:34:05
2022-02-14 15:52:38

[Anonymous 🗣️ STOIC_GUY]

Will we ever see you again ?

STOIC_GUY

Very unlikely.
I don't even have an icon.

2022-02-14 15:55:38

KAT

here i have drwn u :)

2022-02-14 15:59:50

STOIC_GUY

Very nice.

2022-02-14 16:09:02

KAT

:D *wags tail enthusiastically*

2022-02-14 16:11:19
2022-02-14 11:36:25

[Anonymous 🗣️ KAT]

test

KAT

icles

2022-02-14 15:36:39

ZEROZEROQUATRE

Eh ?

2022-02-14 15:41:12

KAT

jaculation

2022-02-14 15:42:29
2022-02-13 17:49:14

[Anonymous 🗣️ TIJI]

How big are your boobies?

TIJI

This big.

2022-02-13 20:35:08
2022-02-13 16:13:39

[Anonymous 🗣️ WATSON]

Do you like your owner? *gives tuna*

WATSON

meow

2022-02-13 16:24:53
2022-02-13 03:36:58

[Anonymous 🗣️ TANNEN]

Why do you look so sexy

TANNEN

To milk the juiciest customers

2022-02-13 11:56:01

ZEROZEROQUATRE

*facepalms*

2022-02-13 15:19:40

KAT

protip ! its free when u fuck him when hes passed out form the drugs 😁👍

2022-02-13 18:32:25

ZEROZEROQUATRE

*double facepalms*

2022-02-13 18:53:50
2022-02-19 16:30:12
2022-02-13 01:51:27

[Anonymous 🗣️ WATSON]

Is this the cat?

WATSON

meow

2022-02-13 10:11:36
2022-02-12 18:44:48

[Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE]

Hah, I saw the dick pic before you censored it :P

ZEROZEROQUATRE

Well I hope you didn't save it !
And if you did, would you please pixelate the entirety of his penis ?
Here's a selection of officially approved Dixels© that should help you covering up his genitals entirely :

Just print them out, then carefully cut them all apart using a pair of scissors (you can ask the help of your mother if you are too young to handle them by yourself) and then meticulously glue them on your image until the wolf's penile area is entirely concealed.
Do not lick the glue-stick nor the scissors.
Thank you ! :)

2022-02-12 22:03:20

TANNEN

Don't bother cutting all the pixels, one will be enough

2022-02-13 19:23:50

KAT

go eat some glue

2022-02-14 16:19:32
2022-02-11 19:02:23

[Anonymous 🗣️ KAT]

Penis

KAT

2022-02-11 20:50:54

ZEROZEROQUATRE

OMG ! DON'T POST NUDES ! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ?!!!!!!!
Here, I made it family friendly.

2022-02-12 07:58:53
2022-02-08 14:23:45

[Anonymous 🗣️ KAT]

Are you an idiot ?

KAT

wat ?

2022-02-08 19:59:50
2022-02-08 13:10:26

[Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE]

Wow, a new feature, I'm excited to use it !

ZEROZEROQUATRE

FUCK YOU ! THAT'S NOT A QUESTION !!!!!

2022-02-08 13:10:26

UNANSWERED QUESTIONS

if your question doesn't get answered it's probably cause it was terrible and you should feel very bad and ashamed of yourself

2022-10-12 17:10:23

[Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE]

I was referring to the watermelon pic, I think.

2022-10-11 06:14:20

[Alynor 🗣️ KAT]

Mikado? It's a good idea, for sure! I just forgot the rules a bit; Won't you be in the mood to remind me? And your horn is really cool, but too loud for my elven ears; https://sta.sh/01jb519bouu2 (Please take a look)

2022-10-08 03:20:56

[Alynor 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE]

I'm so glad to see you're alive!

2022-10-01 23:37:27

[Anonymous 🗣️ ZOJA]

Yo.

2022-09-01 05:34:45

[Anonymous 🗣️ FEYEL]

Why do you seem like an a-hole?

2022-05-15 00:23:37

[Anonymous 🗣️ NOOA]

How much?

2022-04-23 20:19:52

[Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE]

Bro? Are you still alive?

2022-04-09 14:23:05

[Anonymous 🗣️ ZOJA]

You seem pretty cool! I would hang out and smoke a joint with you.

2022-03-30 23:14:17

[ZeroZeroQuatre 🗣️ ]

Ok, so I have this dilemma that's been tormenting me for YEARS now, and I finally need to get it out ! So imagine the following scenario, which consists of two parts.

Part 1 : it's around 7pm, time for you to prepare your pizza for the evening. So you get the frozen pizza, grab the slices of salami, then you tear the slices of salami into shreds, throw them on the pizza and shove the thing in the oven.

Part 2 : still 7pm, you're in the kitchen, and this is also the ideal moment to take a piss before enjoying the evening pizza.

Those two parts, urges or needs, whatever you wanna call it, happen at the same time, every time.

Now here's the dilemma, and the question for which I'm asking for your wisdom.

Do you :
A) prepare the pizza first -which means shredding the salami with your fingers-, THEN take the piss with your salami fingers, and THEN finally wash your hands ?
B) take the piss first, THEN prepare the pizza with your dick fingers, and THEN finally wash your hands ?

So what's worse/better ? Dick-pizza or salami-dick ?
Asking all of you - except Kat and Tiji, cause they're gross.

2022-03-26 15:09:43

[Anonymous 🗣️ JUDGMENTAL_GAL]

Hmm...

2022-02-10 00:24:08

[ZeroZeroQuatre 🗣️ KAT]

CAN YOU GUYS STOP BEING SO FUCKING DISGUSTING ?!!

2022-02-09 22:31:59

[Tannen 🗣️ KAT]

You can lick my asshole

2022-02-08 18:04:49

[kat 🗣️ TIJI]

can i lick ur butthol ?


updates : 2022-02-12 : started working on the editing function // overall design still hideous, damn i suck lol // i'm sure there's a sentence for people using more than 4 different fonts on one page lol // finished the editing function // testing some design ideas now // hmmm... kinda like this one, but now I'll have to rework the whole structure for the icons to align, uuuuuuurg... // uuuuuuuuurg... //
2022-02-13 : welp, it works pretty well, but now I'm tempted to align it with my alreday existing and completely unused comments-system, and redesign the thing accordingly... another task for future-me ! which is basically me when i wake up again... unless i die in my sleep tonight, which might happen, right ? eh ? we'll see ! :D //
2022-02-14 : ok, let's start working on that updated versions ! // updating the databases and connexions // ok, 25% done... // 40% done... damn... nother masterclass of poor planning... would have been easier to redo it from scratch lol // enough for now, it does the trick // ok, can't stop... need to keep working... damnit... ok, here's an advice ! WHENVER YOU GET A BETTER IDEA, DO NOT INSIST ! ABANDON IT !! // ok, getting there, 80% or so, what a code salad... //