| 2025-01-10 18:11:47 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE] Happy (kinda belated) New Year!
Quick Q about your chars tho—why are most of their brow colors like… not matching their hair's?
? Just curious lol. | | | |
| | ZEROZEROQUATRE Now that's an excellent question !! Thank you random stranger for asking this ! And all you other folks out there, take a good look at this quality question !! That's the kind of excellence and professionalism we're thriving for here !
Now to answer your question... well that's cause I'm fucking lazy and don't have the patience to recolor all the eyebrows every time. It might be easier if some of the boys weren't such scruffy beasts *looks at Kat*, and unfortunately, other body hair tends to take priority. I also remember trying it a few times, and it just looked kinda weird. To be fair, I also didn't try very hard.
Now the issue isn't new, and I've been aware of it for a while, and there were even some attempts to get it fixed... unfortunately, the individual I put in charge of color-correcting all the eyebrows has been relatively useless at the task, as he spent more time licking and biting the crayons than actually doing what I FUCKING ASKED HIM TO DO !!!! *glares at Kat*
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STOP EATING THE CRAYONS !!!!! *kicks him in the balls*
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| 2024-08-18 21:28:28 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ ZOJA] Hey Zoj, if you were a chimera, where would the snake part of you be? | | | |
| | ZOJA Well according to folklore, it would be on my backside - my tail. But they surely got something wrong there and it has to be the frontside. Cause you should see the size of my | | 2024-08-19 06:38:32 | |
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| | ZOJA Bro, I wasn't gonna say "dick" lol | | 2024-08-19 06:40:15 | |
| | ZEROZEROQUATRE Ah, ok, good. Sorry for interrupting then. | | 2024-08-19 06:40:38 | |
| | ZOJA No worries dude lol
And so yeah - it has to be the frontside : cause you should see the size of my massive cock ! That thing's enormous, it's like a fucking huge boa ! | | 2024-08-19 06:42:13 | |
| | ZEROZEROQUATRE *goes home* | | 2024-08-19 06:42:46 | |
| | KAT want me to get ya a snake tattoo ?! | | 2024-08-19 06:44:07 | |
| | ZOJA Sure !! Let's do it !! | | 2024-08-19 06:44:38 | |
| 2023-12-11 23:21:13 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE] AAAAA | | | |
| | ZEROZEROQUATRE Uh, again ?!
OK - I'm just gonna assume your keyboard has only one key now.
Oh ! Or maybe you had a stroke months ago and are still helplessly laying there, your face on the keyboard, sucking out dry skin out of it to survive, waiting for someone to find you ?
Well either way, that's not a question !! So serves you right I'd say. | | 2023-12-12 09:58:27 | |
| 2023-01-16 21:06:56 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ KAT] how do you pee with morning wood? | | | |
| | KAT sounds like its time for a new episode of~~

link updating soon !
done !
*wags tails enthusiastically* | | 2023-01-20 11:59:05 | |
| | AVENIA We're not even through January and I see we've already dropped any resolutions to not be absolutely gross and totally repulsive. | | 2023-01-22 12:54:15 | |
| | ZOJA You really think it lasted this long ? That was already all thrown away when he gave his New Year's night "fireworks" ""performance"" lol | | 2023-01-22 12:57:43 | |
| | AVENIA I think I need other people to hang around with... | | 2023-01-22 13:17:42 | |
 | 2022-10-01 23:43:49 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE] Where's the resulting picture aaaaaa | | | |
| | ZEROZEROQUATRE Took me way tooo long to understand what you were referring to - which is my fault : apparently the code I wrote didn't work for this specific thumbnail as I didn't account for the use of quotation marks in the filename.

And of all the available submissions you had to pick one that highlights that issue.
So boo, you. Boo.
And boo me for making such a blunter.
Now watch me not fixing it ! | | 2022-10-10 17:38:25 | |
| | ZOJA You didn't answer the question ? | | 2022-10-10 17:39:44 | |
| 2022-10-08 03:26:42 |  [Alynor 🗣️ KAT] In the meantime, maybe wanna some fun with the overgrown elf?
You know one on FA ; | | | |
| | KAT 
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| 2022-07-31 22:41:00 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE] AAAAA | | | |
| | ZEROZEROQUATRE Yes, I fully agree with you, but let's not forget that despite our best intentions, some things should remain untouched - maybe even unobserved, left to grow or whither, live or die, like a pearl in an oyster. The simplicity, purity of your statement can stand on its own, and doesn't require to suffer the burden of any proof, as such an act could and would drain it of its substance, filling the void with noise - and we know how much the void begs to be filled - ultimately morphing it into its opposite, as illustrated by this lengthy unnecessary verbose comment. Therefore, we need to tread carefully. As it stands, a entire realm of possibilities expands all around "AAAAA". It could be "BBBBB", "11111", "2626262626", "BUYOI", "Escargot"... Trying to pinpoint it to ONE would be a tragedy and lead to the death of gods for the sole birth of one man. And which unfortunate soul could bear the burden of such a sacrifice ? Thus, the box should remain unopened. How many paths are now merging at this crossroad ? How many carcasses have been dragged there by exhausted feet ? How many eyes are now devouring this box ? How many hands itching to rip it open and reveal its deepest secrets ? Consume it to satisfy a mad destructive craving ? And what if they were missing the point entirely ? What if the focus wasn't on the box ? What if the box never truly mattered ? What if it was only for the reunion ? Starving souls that heard the same calling, walked towards the same horizon, discovered the same mystery, and devoured it voraciously - their hunger now temporarily satisfied... before silently moving on again, departing from this miraculous gathering, leaving behind all that could have been ? Maybe those desperate hands should have joined in pain and dirt and dug a hole instead ? Maybe they should have grabbed that box and buried it as deep as humanly possible, to make sure it would never ever be found again ? Maybe. But AAAAA, for sure.  | | 2022-08-01 11:09:32 | |
| | TANNEN r/im14andthisisdeep | | 2022-08-01 11:20:05 | |
| | ZEROZEROQUATRE Oh yeah ? How about you take that AAAAA and shove it up your ass ? | | 2022-08-01 11:20:39 | |
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| 2022-05-29 10:00:48 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE] ?
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| | ZEROZEROQUATRE I'm not doing the samovar ! | | 2022-05-29 13:18:26 | |
| 2022-05-10 22:27:52 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ KAT] Dude, are you still alive? It's been a while... | | | |
| | KAT *looks around and shrugs*
maybe everybody else is dead and i'm now the only one alive ?
...
yay !
*throws his clothes away and runs around naked*
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| | ZOJA Since when is he wearing clothes lol ? | | 2022-05-12 08:10:19 | |
| | TANNEN He probably put them on just to remove them yeah | | 2022-05-12 08:11:43 | |
| 2022-04-04 02:39:33 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE] Would you like to fuck? | | | |
| | ZEROZEROQUATRE Sure ! :D
Just fill out this form* and I'll get ya a spot on my super busy agenda :

*horned beasts can skip this step | | 2022-04-04 13:11:56 | |
| 2022-03-28 16:28:07 |  [A 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE] Would any of your characters kill you if they became real? | | | |
| | ZEROZEROQUATRE Wow, that's a very good and interesting question !
Hmmmm, let's see...

Tannen wouldn't kill me, he probably wouldn't even care and just snob me entirely I think. Unleeeeeeess my Kattitudes became too strong - which is pretty much unavoidable - at which point he'd get triggered and become mean.
Verdict : Tannen wouldn't kill me, maybe just stab me while I sleep

Fey's trickier already - I'm pretty sure that he would keep playing mind-games to keep me on the edge and leave me unable to tell if a situation is threatening or not. And at that game, I might probably be "competent" enough to become entertaining for him, and so he'd surely be curious to see how far he could push the game - til things spiral out of control or he gets bored of it.
Verdict : Feyel wouldn't intend to kill me, but it would probably happen anyway

Debris being the most "grounded" of those three, it should be pretty safe. Besides, being a good leader he tends to elevate people and inspire them to follow and grow stronger. So unless I'd betray him (which I wouldn't) or suddenly found myself on the prey side of the jobs list, I'd be pretty safe I think.
Verdict : Debris wouldn't kill me - unless there's a reward on my head

Zoja is way too gentle to have murderous intentions, tho if attacked, he'd do some spectacular damage - being a 2m20 lion kinda helps. But he's also quite touchy-contact-happy, so who knows what might happen should he squeeze me a bit too hard.
Verdict : Zoja wouldn't kill me, but the risk of being accidentally hugged to death is real

Let's see... cat + woman + quite obsessed about her collections + powerful entrepreneurial drive... hmm... Under "other circumstances", there might be quite the risk I think, but I'm pretty sure that with my "average size" I'd remain on the customer side of the interactions with her.
Verdict : Nooa wouldn't kill me, I'm too "average" and don't have any particularity she'd want

Welp, yeah, I'm dead I think. Way too many opportunities to be murdered here. She hungry ? I'm dead. She horny ? Happy dead. She bored ? Funny dead. She furious ? Violent dead. She jealous ? Broken first, then dead. She scared ? Everybody's dead.
Verdict : Tiji would totally kill me - and surely eat me afterwards

Totally dead, yeah. I can't imagine any outcome where we wouldn't end tragically as we'd exponentially reinforce our worst characteristics. Either we'd get into trouble and get hunted by angry mobs, or we'd escalate something trivial into a super challenge which would crush us both, or we'd just fall down a cliff for whatever dumb reason.
In no way would this end well.
Verdict : Kat would kill me and I would kill Kat - accidentally of course, but damn, those would be the most fun and hilarious times ever !  | | 2022-03-29 11:20:28 | |
| 2022-03-27 23:24:38 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ JUDGMENTAL_GAL] Whoare you | | | |
| | JUDGMENTAL_GAL Oh god what is this ? Why am I here ? I'm just a completely normal woman who's been used in a series of illustrations to mislead the watchers with false expectations. This crap here.
Could I now please be removed from that list ? I'm not interested in any of this.
And what the hell is this retarded portrait ? | | 2022-03-28 00:56:15 | |
| | STOIC_GUY I feel your pain. | | 2022-03-28 00:56:34 | |
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| 2022-03-21 12:32:34 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ WATSON] *arf* | | | |
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| 2022-03-20 21:00:10 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ TANNEN] Why are you an asshole? | | | |
| | TANNEN Only that red piece of wolf shit calls me an asshole. No idea why, I'm a nice guy really | | 2022-03-21 16:46:12 | |
| | ZOJA You probably took some of his food lol | | 2022-03-21 16:46:42 | |
| | TANNEN Nope, don't eat shit | | 2022-03-21 16:47:35 | |
| | AVENIA Probably your idiotic neverending contest ? | | 2022-03-21 16:48:42 | |
| | TANNEN Nope, settled, I'm bigger | | 2022-03-21 16:48:58 | |
| | FEYEL Could it be from when we had finally caught him some years ago and held him in the basement cage, shackled and blindfolded for a few weeks ? And one night during your guard duty you OD'd on rot and went ballistic, dragged his starved and weakened ass out of the cage and proceeded to have your ways with him ? You molested him, brutalized his limbs and orifices with my torture toys and raped him repeatedly ? There was no end to your power trip, and hungered by the drugs, you kept wanting more which he couldn't provide anymore ? So you fractured his jaw, ribs and some more, burned his tail and ripped off his claws before nearly beating him to death ? When we found you the next morning you were still fucking him and Deb and I had to lock you away too for a few days for you to come down ? Could this be the reason ? That one time you nearly destroyed him ? | | 2022-03-21 17:03:16 | |
| | TANNEN Whatever dude, but nice story | | 2022-03-21 17:04:08 | |
| | FEYEL 
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| 2022-03-17 10:02:59 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ EKWOPI] I may be ignorant, but I haven't seen you before | | | |
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| 2022-03-15 11:41:15 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ BOB] *gives money*
Got some incriminating stuff from the owner? hihi | | | |
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| 2022-03-14 13:40:09 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ EKWOPI] Wanna see how are you doing rencently XD | | | |
| | EKWOPI 
and horny
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| 2022-03-08 01:02:06 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ WATSON] *meow* | | | |
| | WATSON 
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| 2022-03-04 17:09:24 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ ZOJA] Are you always high or something? | | | |
| | ZOJA Maybe lol
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| 2022-03-01 21:05:34 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE] Favorite vidya games? Consoles? | | | |
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| 2022-02-27 13:50:45 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ BOB] Hi! Got some pics of the owner? Hihi. | | | |
| | BOB hundreds but i need them to blackmail him
but you can have a tame one where i caught him in the background

one morning i recorded kat doing some booger hunting it was really gross
he pulled out an impressively large piece visibly satisfied by his hunt, then licked that glob of his claw and rolled it around his tongue, enjoying the thing a bit too much
and this wasn't even the most disgusting moment of the day | | 2022-02-28 12:04:35 | |
| 2022-02-24 18:58:47 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ NOOA] You sometimes sound like a fujoshi, for some reason. | | | |
| | NOOA I'm not a fangirl~
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| 2022-02-23 13:45:10 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ FEYEL] Nice cock. | | | |
| | FEYEL Meet me at the factory if you want some fun
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| | ZEROZEROQUATRE ⚠️DO NOT GO THERE !!!
Also, censored -_-
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| 2022-02-19 23:05:46 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE] Have you worked out how long each characters' dicks are? | | | |
| | ZEROZEROQUATRE I've assigned Nooa to the task, she's working it out right now.
Just have to wait for her update -0- | | 2022-02-20 12:07:21 | |
| | NOOA Some results are in :
Kat : 15 cm
Tannen : 16,9 cm
Further details can be found here : link to study🍆
I'll keep you updated 😘 | | 2022-02-21 12:16:39 | |
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| | NOOA It was fun. I couldn't find the other guys, I'm sure they were hiding - but eventually I'll get my claws on their junk too. Tah tah ! 🐈 | | 2022-02-23 15:41:25 | |
| 2022-02-18 11:12:10 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE] What are the heights of each character? | | | |
| | ZEROZEROQUATRE 
One day I'll redo it with the actual models, with ALL of my characters, and maybe even with those weird feet&legs length-numbers that make no sense.
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 | 2022-02-17 12:51:32 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ KAT] Do you ever feel that it's unfair you have to cover you lovely body when you're in public? | | | |
| | KAT hell yeh !
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| | TANNEN Wait, did that person really ask the wolf... in a picture that was about me ?! | | 2022-02-17 18:20:26 | |
| | KAT me < you he he he he he | | 2022-02-17 18:22:16 | |
| | ZOJA You surely meant "me > you", right ? | | 2022-02-17 18:22:44 | |
| | KAT no ? but ok i'll add u if u want :
me < zoja <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< tannen
ya happy now ? idiots | | 2022-02-17 18:24:51 | |
| 2022-02-16 19:36:06 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ KAT] What's your music taste? Imma judge it | | | |
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| 2022-02-16 01:44:39 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ WATSON] meow | | | |
| | WATSON 
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| 2022-02-14 22:42:55 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ KAT] Can you pull back your foreskin? :O | | | |
| | KAT 
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| | ZEROZEROQUATRE What kind of question is this ?!?
What happened to the good old questions ?! Normal stuff, like "what is your favorite food ?" or "have you ever punched a squirrel ?" ??
Uurg... really starting to have second thoughts about this whole thing -_- | | 2022-02-15 17:22:36 | |
| | ZOJA Tsk tsk, tsk. You missed an opportunity to ask "have you ever kicked a squirrel in the nuts ?" | | 2022-02-15 18:27:50 | |
| | ZEROZEROQUATRE Et tu, Khímaira ? | | 2022-02-15 19:34:05 | |
 | 2022-02-14 15:52:38 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ STOIC_GUY] Will we ever see you again ? | | | |
| | STOIC_GUY Very unlikely.
I don't even have an icon. | | 2022-02-14 15:55:38 | |
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| | KAT :D *wags tail enthusiastically* | | 2022-02-14 16:11:19 | |
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| 2022-02-13 17:49:14 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ TIJI] How big are your boobies? | | | |
| | TIJI This big.

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| 2022-02-13 16:13:39 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ WATSON] Do you like your owner? *gives tuna* | | | |
| | WATSON meow
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| 2022-02-13 03:36:58 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ TANNEN] Why do you look so sexy | | | |
| | TANNEN To milk the juiciest customers
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| | ZEROZEROQUATRE *facepalms* | | 2022-02-13 15:19:40 | |
| | KAT protip ! its free when u fuck him when hes passed out form the drugs 😁👍 | | 2022-02-13 18:32:25 | |
| | ZEROZEROQUATRE *double facepalms* | | 2022-02-13 18:53:50 | |
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| 2022-02-13 01:51:27 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ WATSON] Is this the cat? | | | |
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| 2022-02-12 18:44:48 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE] Hah, I saw the dick pic before you censored it :P | | | |
| | ZEROZEROQUATRE Well I hope you didn't save it !
And if you did, would you please pixelate the entirety of his penis ?
Here's a selection of officially approved Dixels© that should help you covering up his genitals entirely :

Just print them out, then carefully cut them all apart using a pair of scissors (you can ask the help of your mother if you are too young to handle them by yourself) and then meticulously glue them on your image until the wolf's penile area is entirely concealed.
Do not lick the glue-stick nor the scissors.
Thank you ! :) | | 2022-02-12 22:03:20 | |
| | TANNEN Don't bother cutting all the pixels, one will be enough | | 2022-02-13 19:23:50 | |
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| | KAT 
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| | ZEROZEROQUATRE OMG ! DON'T POST NUDES ! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ?!!!!!!!
Here, I made it family friendly. | | 2022-02-12 07:58:53 | |
| 2022-02-08 14:23:45 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ KAT] Are you an idiot ? | | | |
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| 2022-02-08 13:10:26 |  [Anonymous 🗣️ ZEROZEROQUATRE] Wow, a new feature, I'm excited to use it ! | | | |
| | ZEROZEROQUATRE FUCK YOU ! THAT'S NOT A QUESTION !!!!! | | 2022-02-08 13:10:26 | |